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They come in threes! That’s no different than baseball. You get three strikes!

Ladies, first. If your new man does not please you sexually before you finish this pack of 3, sit down and have a frank discussion with him about the who, what, when, where and why. True, you can’t feel a damn thing with them on, but that should be his excuse for at least lasting a little longer than usual. Yes, with no feeling between you and the used tire shrink wrapped to your penis, you can lose the erection and fall flatter than drunk college girl singing a Whitney Houston song at karaoke! 3 strikes!

If by the end of that 3 pack, you still feel unappreciated, unsatisfied or used… go with your gut and slam on the breaks. Don’t have to necessarily dump the guy, but the sex needs to be put on the back burner until we come to some logical conclusion to you why sex is great for you, but terrible for me. If he steps his game up during the sexual time-out, reinstate him with a fresh 3-pack and see if he gets the job done based on what you two discussed in order to make it more pleasurable for both of you. If either of you come up short, walk away.

Men, if you’ve run through this pack of three and haven’t rocked your woman’s world, man up and find out what you need to do. And, no, i don’t mean going down on her because, hell, most men can make any woman orgasm from that. That’s the easy part. If you cannot produce an orgasm through intercourse, you are missing signals, and she’s not going to tell you. Nobody wants to criticize their sex partners. They just hope they kind of figure it out. Well, i am asking both men and women to look inside yourselves and ask if it couple quite possibly be you.