MisInformation

 What’s with these chicks dating gay dudes and having no clue. If the people snickering around you aren’t a clue, what is? I see them daily, and maybe i focus too much on it, but if you are the person dating the guy, how are you asleep at the wheel on this?

Now, for the record, i have to close friends that dealt with this. And, in talking with them, they soon realized that much of what we discussed was pretty much obvious back then, they were just in denial about it. This will be an ongoing post, same as Male Fraud. I will periodically drop jewels on you so that you know your man is switch hitting so you do not have to book an appearance on Oprah or Dr. Phil to blame him for your relationship blindness.

Here are a few tips:

No straight guy walks or runs with his arms folded!!!! EVER!!!
No real guy drives a 4-cycling, 2-seater convertible: Madza Miata, BMW 3 series, Teenie Lexus, Audi TT. (Audi TT? Hello?)
Nothing is “cute” to a real man. No outfit, car, funny line, small animal, nothing.
Straight men cannot figure skate, put their leg behind their head, do splits or coordinate better than you! None!
Perfectly, (I’m talking: not a hair out of place!) goatees, beards or thin mustaches!
Have him pronounce the word : Mississippi. Dead ringer right there!!!!
Jump out and scare him in the house. If his hands cup together or clutch his chest… ?????
Show him a musical. Any musical! Here’s a dead ringer… HE bought the ticket! Hmmm?
All of your gay friends (what women these days doesn’t have 7 of them) loooooooove him!
Outside of a fast food run, does he drink out of a straw: liquor, beer or soda can.? Gay!
Jeans too tight? Well, there ya go!
He hangs out with extremely beautiful women and it doesn’t bother…you? Hmmm? (side note: whenever there are extremely attractive women gathered anywhere and there is one, maybe two guys present and the women do not appear threatened by a potential penis attrack….HE’S GAY!!!!!!!

To be continued…

Deadbeat dads is an issue in our society, no doubt about it. However!!!!!!!!!!! One kid by one guy you made a mistake with is understandable. Anything other than that…is your fault!!!! I’ll explain..

Okay, he has children from past relationships? Right? We’re not all perfect, right? Are on the same page so far? Okay. Has he told you that his baby’s mom is “trippin’” and that she refuses to let him see his kids for whatever reason? Gotcha. Now, what is he doing to resolve it? He’s given you the excuse for why you nor he ever sees the kids, so are you seeing the pattern develop here or do I have to explain it? (Falls back into seat….) I’ll explain.
When you have kids by him, and can’t get him to step up to the plate, he will be telling his new girlfriend the exact same crap he told you about why you or he never, ever, ever did anything with his kids. He lived off that “She won’t let me see them.” line like a welfare check. And you fell for it!
A father is just that, a father! Not a distant memory to the mother and the children; he is present under all circumstances. His goal in life should be to remain a fixture in his child’s life, no matter the obstacles. But, if he’s oozing better excuses than solutions, this is a red flag if I ever seen one! Don’t be the next victim!
Let me ask the women this. Have you ever seen a movie (Of course you have!) where the woman has the child ripped from her arms, stolen, or taken away by the courts and given to the unfit father? Now, what is the plot of the rest of the movie? Right, GETTING HER BABY BACK! Hell, Lifetime channel would sign off at 7 pm if this wasn’t the theme of every cornball movie on that estrogen-filled network! These women stop at nothing to get CUSTODY of their children returned to them! Nothing! They even kick decades long drug or alcohol addictions to get their kids back! (Slow down. Wait for it…)Yet, the idiot you’ve just met has 3 kids by two ex’s, and he isn’t even trying to visit………his.

Get low!!!!!

I’ve been extended an invitation to work with several up-and-coming filmmakers on some issues relevant to my first two books. I won’t let the cat out of the bag just yet, but it inspired me to touch on a subject that, though it is in Volume 1 of my books, needs revamped.. men on the Down Low. Men who secretly date men and women and how it affects relationships; health risks included.

Now, before women try to glaze men with this “down low” crap they need to explain why I see so many of them open-mouth kissing their tipsy gay buddies. I spend plenty of time in hotels, bars and clubs all over the world and there is nothing that despises me more than straight women best-friending and making out with gay guys. It’s an epidemic! The gay guys even look at the straight guys in some smug, in-your-face manner. I even dated a chick that used to French kiss her gay buddy for kicks. They’d drink together, he’d spend the night at her home, the whole nine yards. For any man to take issue with that is normal. Why kiss a man that is not your man, let alone a man who like men? As much as women love to hang with gay men, they can’t tell when they are married to one?

I’ve said this many times, but glossed over it in the chapter in the book: why men go both ways. Some men, and women, are just difficult to satisfy sexually. Nothing is enough, to kinky or off the table. This often stems from an unquenchable sexual appetite, followed by an inherent bisexuality they’ve never come to terms with. And, to be honest, this doesn’t bother me at all…if they are open and honest. If they have a social circle that loves this behavior, so be it. Do your thang! When you are married with children like Al Bundy, I have a problem.

Now, lets touch on the down low in respect to how it is portrayed in the media and female social circles. There are women that I know personally who, for the life of me, do not know their men are gay. Correction: refuse to admit their men are gay. You see, some women know full well, but have their reputations at work, home, with family and friends to keep. They stay with these men for the same reason they stay with abusive, rich men: he provides, he’s the kids’ father, and they rubbed their lifestyles in the faces of others to the point where the last thing they want to do is admit their man is gay. I’ll explain.

I know women who, the second they landed that man with money they could not shut up about “we have this, live there, drive this and vacation there.” When the other shoe drops and the man you’ve been bragging about is abusive or gay, that’s a lot of egg on your face. Terry McMillan is proof of that. She wrote all those man-hating “women get your groove back” books telling women to get themselves an island boy and to date younger men or, to burn their men’s possessions in the front yard and women ate it up. Turns out ..HER MAN WAS GAY! She couldn’t face anybody at that point! She looked foolish! He took her for her money, lied to her, and made her look foolish!!! Now, if she could have kept it under wraps, she would have. But, she couldn’t. Star Jones’ man is on the “questionable” list according to many websites and chat rooms. These women saw the signs, but denial is harder to shake than herion.

Perms, linen pants, picking up six foot hookers, arms folded when they walk and they have no clue that their man who drives a Mazda Miata with GOOD credit came out the closet! The sweater tied around the neck? Hand that rocks the cradle beardstache? How about the obvious..in and out of prison like it’s going out of style? Some men (listen to me…) cannot function outside of prison as a straight man because of the comfort level of being a gay man in prison. We all know that lifers don’t see it as being gay, just doing what they have to do. Besides, you will never face real society ever again so it’s no big deal to have sex with a man..TO THEM. These men get out of jail after a decade of showering with men and try to rekindle relationships with baby mothers or a new woman, and the effort it takes to maintain a heterosexual relationship is far more difficult than being in jail…with a man. Women are high maintenance; the guy you punched in the kidneys and put a shank to his neck is easier to be romantic with than most women.

Now, for this man to be out of prison and back with his wife and kids, the responsibilities are too much. In jail, he’s the king. He may not love men, just the ease of which sex is acquired, if not owed to him for cigarettes, privilege or his vanilla pudding. In jail he has no bills, no job to go to, three hots and a cot, and no worries. Prison life is just easier for them. He gets out of jail for good, tries to make it work with a woman, but sneaks off to be with a man because he just comfortable with it. It’s old hat.

Last point, gay men loooooooooooove promiscuous sex. If they like you, they want you. With women you have to jump through so many hoops if you have no game, meanwhile a gay man sees you, wants you, and makes his move all in the same time span. The same as in prison. This man fights the urge, goes home and has to take out the trash, paint the garage or beg for what he can simply make eye contact to get in a gay bar or (again) prison. So, women must understand that men who did lengthy prison bids have the potential and they need to talk more with their gay best friends about the signs. They make be hanging around you simply to get your man! Bingo!!!

It is a witch hunt, plain and simple. Most do not like her because the media has conditioned you to not like her. The girls is just like most girls her age, young, dumb and full…. Well, and rich. She had kids too soon by an asshole. Many of you reading this blog have the same resume. Right? Kids by some a-hole you wish you had better sense than to date? Huh? How uncommon is that really, when you think about it?

Look, Britney does not want her kids. That is clear. It is cheaper to pay him to raise them for her so she can keep enjoying her millions. But, how many male stars have kids they do not want custody of? How many male celebs knocked chicks up and decided it was easier to just pay the girl so he can keep doing what he does? Far more than Britney!

Lastly, i am upset how the media blast her in one breath, than turns around and cackles about her being overly publicized. Which is it? You ram it down our throats every single day if she gets a hang nail with hour-long coverage, then turn around and say you are sick and tired of hearing about her. But, if she wasn’t in need of help from someone, most of those pricks would not have a job. She makes the careers most of them have, yet they want to say they are sick of seeing her. Yeah, right. I don’t dislike Britney. In fact,  i understand why she is the way she is. But no one wants to help her because there is too much money to be made in tearing her down.

What most of us need to remember is, for such a “loser” she makes more money in interest per month than most of us will see in a lifetime, so how “washed up” can she be? Ever think she is sick of being famous. $150 million in the bank before you turn 25, and the media believes you owe them a few more hit records? Please!

If i hear one more media pundant cry about Bill Clinton being the “first black president”, even in theory i am going to scream!!! Not only that, when black people say it, it burns my britches! (May be too young to say that..) Bill Clinton is a lying, cheating, impeached, disgrace of president, and how black people still covet him baffles beyond comprehension!!!

So what Clinton put his offices in Harlem. And? How we know that isn’t just for show or that this was the plan knowing Hillary was going to run in ‘07? Don’t be fooled by all the black public figures that back Hillary, it doesn’t amount to a Hill of beans. And Bob Johnson (founder of BET) can wipe of the clown make up and stop soft-shoe’n for the man. His insult on Barak Obama is proof Hillary is trying to divide the black community even further than we already are.

Bottom line: you don’t have to vote for Obama because he is black. Vote for who you want or you think will be the best president. If he lays out his policies and they suit you, vote for him because his is capable not to make history. As you can see, Hillary, Bill and Bob Johnson to name a few, are trying to bait Obama into this race thing and he is not biting. Smart man, yet few seem to realize that. He is taking the high road…all the way to the presidency of the U.S of A!!!!!!

Call me crazy but, according the news (and i watch plenty of it) only attractive white women go missing in this country. Matter of fact, even little Madeline Mccan is rammed down our throats on an almost dialy basis and she has been missing for months now. Her parents know what happened; end of it!

Yet, these days when you turn on the news, only white woman go missing, skip out on marriages, disappear from bars after a night of drinking, etc. And, before you call this racist on my end, think about the last time you saw and unattractive, obese white woman as the topic of any missing person story. It doesn’t happen. society is trying to convince you that only attractrive, thin (had to add that because thick girls are sexy too) white girls are worth reporting. According to the media, I must add. No big girls ever top the news.

I’ve constantly write in to the O’ Reillys and CNNs of the world with my remarks but, they never get read on air. No big deal, I’m solid on that. Still, black women, Asian, hispanic women and women of all other races go missing daily, but it barely gets coverage at all. A white girl went missing in Aruba in 2005!!!!!!!!! and they are STILL talking about it! It’s over!

Again, a thin, white woman skips out on her wedding and blames a mexican, it’s news for months? Nonsense! I challenge you, the next time you watch any news program of a missing person, I will bet you it is a white female, age 10-40, somewhat attractive…  and thin. Look for a chubby chick story, you won’t find it. Nor any coverage of black, hispanic or Asain girls gone missing. Apparently, it is not news.

Another teacher/student sex scandal. This time in Pa. A 29 year old teacher has once again sent naked pictures of herself to a students cell phone and had sex with him in a parked car on multiple occassions. The media touched on it, but they are not going to run with because, women molesting boys has little if any cachet anymore.

Soon i will compile a seperate article in the articles section detailing how prevelant this has become. When was the last time you heard of a male teacher having sex with a female student? Been a while for me. Haven´t heard a peep. But, these chicks are having their way with these 7th graders and all getting slaps on the wrist.

The irony that i see in this is women want so much to be equal with men financially only. When it comes to crimes and punishment, no so much. when it comes to paying the check, again, not so much. They want the corner office and higher pay, but still want the benefit of the doubt when they ruin their own lives with foolish behavior, molest or kill thier own. Innocent until proven even more innocent.

You can´t bang the students! Period! Enough, Ms. Touchbottoms!!!!