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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5309288.html

Look, this article is too long to post, so you will have to click or cut and paste the link. Alls I can say is cuz wasn’t playin’! We’ll have to see how this plays out in the media and the courts.

Once reserved for the oily tow truck driver, the trailer park resident, and desolate beer-guzzlers on front porches, the white, ribbed, wife-beater tank top was a symbol of white trash and the low class like cut-off jean shorts. It was the last step leading up to stores placing signs at the entrance stating “No shoes, no shirt, no service!” Why? Because a tank top is NOT a shirt! Sad news for some, but the rest of us already knew that it was actually underwear. That’s right, just like boxer shorts, t-shirts, girdles, bras and panties….it’s underwear! To be worn..(wait, listen, this is brilliant!…) under your clothes! Under them! Not the only fabric between you and I… Under your clothes!

Now, since more and more women have settled for being followers rather than leaders or trendsetters these days, they have adopted the exposed bras straps and see-through tank tops as a fashion trend. Not because it is sexy or innovative, but simply because they saw or heard that is the next phase in the ever-crumbling morals, style and class a majority of women once had. Sad, when you really think about it. Anything to fit in with other women who are clearly delusional about what being a lady actually entails.

Now, women in the wife-beaters with the exposed bra straps and red bras? What gives? Truly classless, I say. Tank top, bra showing, simply because it is chic in other countries or popular with the girls she assumes all the guys like. Which we do, but only for booty calls. (Not rocket science! We treat hoes like hoes, so, if you are dressed like a hoe, guess which catagory you are lumped into.) Remember, if you are a guy reading this: exposed thongs, bra straps, see-through shirts with lace bras all scream attention whore, anything-to-fit-in. This is how she sees herself, and sadly, how she just might raise your daughter. She is a follower! Anything to do what other girls are doing, even if it makes them look slutty. Amazing. And they still blame men for the recent decline in respect for their gender? Please!

Now, on to the men. (If we can even call them that.) You say this is the third day in a row that he’s worn a yellow, armpit-stained wife-beater tank top and jean shorts cut above the pockets out of the house? He ironed the tank top? Did he stink up the joint when he ironed the yellow part? Please don’t tell me he oils-up before he dons his tanks! Say it isn’t so! Let me guess, are his shoulders back, chest out, nose up in the air, arms in rhythm with his stride as though dancing to a Bee Gees hit? True, he has a song in his head that is on most jukeboxes, but he still may just be plain old Joe Low-Income. (Low is his maiden name. He wanted to keep it.)

Look, no real man, no matter how many pushups you saw him do, should ever wear a wife-beater tank top past his mailbox! And even that is questionable, unless he owns the only double-wide. Even then, he’s showing off. As I mentioned earlier, it’s underwear! There is a time and a place for everything: slippers, robes, pajama bottoms, tank tops. Not out in public as though the world is your living room.

Yes, I have a chubby neighbor that mows his lawn shirtless. And, yes, I try not to eat around those times! Who wants to see that, right? Would I be happy if he just donned a tank top? Yes, I would. Would I want to be next in line behind him at the buffet? No! Once I see armpit hair, food and beverage take a backseat to finding the nearest exit. Get dressed!

Sure, you can tell a lot about a man by his shoes, but nice shoes or not, if he has no shirt in his wardrobe that goes on a hanger, enjoy your life with a minimum wage earner. Guys like this have, nor see any prosperity in their future. Thus, nothing in the wardrobe that indicates average job skills or social grace. This man is truly, truly a waste of your time, girls. Visible armpit hair does nothing for the persona, I’ll tell you that much. Don’t get this fool leaning over the salad bar at the buffet. Nasty!!! Couple this with a male pony tail, a sleaveless pocket-T, and you may have just summoned a tow truck and didn’t know it.

Undergarments are not fashion accessories. 3rd sign that he is an asshole, sporadically employed, or that she is an attention whore. In short, ….followers!!

It’s official, them Peterson boys are crazy!!!!! First it was Scott Peterson, now this Drew Peterson character is off the chains!!! 4 wives, the 3rd wife found dead in the bathtub? He’s riding around on his ugly motorcycle with that crooked cop mustache and private eye trench coat completely unaffected. Ruuuuuuun!!!!!! The hardest abusers to catch are the men who get paid to catch men just like them. A cop knows how and where to hide evidence, how to make it look like an accident.

Look, am I wrong for pulling a Nancy Grace and convicting this dude before that facts come in? Yup! Will I regret it if I am wrong? Nope! A man who can’t stay married after 3 tries does not deserve a 4th wife; he’s proven he sucks as marriage! (Message!!!) Sadly, women are born with this natural nurturing gene that makes the believe they can fix the worst among us. As I wrote in my 1st book, mothers know good and well their boy and right, but they will put the house up to bail him out with all kinds of evidence against him! 5th run-in with the law! But that’s what mothers do, and that’s how women are built… to forgive!
Still, as smug as this bastard is, he needs to be locked up, even if it’s just for being arrogant! I’ve never seen somebody so removed from the death of a loved one, let alone the mother of your children. I say 3 to 5 years for that alone! O.J Simpson is watching this going “Now, he knows he did that *ish!”

Let’s go back for a second to his 3rd wife’s homicide. The original coroners report said she drowned. IN THE BATHTUB? An ex cop’s wife is dead from drowning in 9 inches of water? He doesn’t get convicted of anything? Sure the media always looks at the husband first, but this is too close to call a drowning. If there is any lesson to be learned here, it is that women need to, once again, go with their gut! If there is a questionable past and he cannot produce a logical explanation for it, skidaddle!!!
My heart goes out to her family for their loss. I cannot imagine losing a daughter to a man you know was mistreating her. I’ve never dealt with anything like it, so I have nothing to compare that to. I have a sister, and she dated a few bad apples that my mother could not convince her to distance herself from. She had to learn for herself, unfortunately, this young didn’t get a second chance like my sister did.

The best part about a woman (their loving nature) is unfortunately, often, their demise. They love hard. Too hard. Men do, but not to the degree that women can. They are programmed to love, that’s why courts give them custody of the kids in a seperation. It’s their nature to love. I wish there was a way to show all women that the worst men out there know this. As foul, immoral or worthless a man is, he knows women love hard. Ask any loser from a pimp to a womanizer, it’s their best weapon against women–their big hearts.

For me, the best lesson from this to any woman reading this who thinks she may be dating an *sshole is.. If you ever say, “But…I love him, you just don’t understand.” to anyone asking you to leave him, take a step back and think about it. (Pay attention here!) Love isn’t difficult; relationships are. I loved several women in my past, living with them (or me) was the difficult part. Love is an emotion; arguing, fighting and cheating is a behavior! Two-different-things! This is his behavior, not how he feels for you. Dump him!!!!!!!!

My stars, how many female teachers are going to run off with their young, pimple-faced male students? Seems to be no slowing down! Two per month, at least! Young boys, too! 12, 14! Few seem remorseful when they get caught!

Sure, comedians have made jokes asking where these teachers were when they were young. Thought about it myself. Had written a gem, but it’s too hack of a premise now like, “You know black people don’t ski, right?” Been done too much to respect myself to leaching on to it. Still, this does not excuse these grown women for their behavior. College educated, so there is no excuse for it. They can’t say they didn’t know better, he’s in her 7th grade math class! Fake ID? Nawt!

This will continue, and grow, if the system does not criminalize this to the degree that it is when a man does it. Double standard? Absolutely!!!!!! This has been going on since the Mary K. Letourneau case! And these are not ugly teachers for the most part. These women can get a man. But, therein lies the problem. Many believe they cannot find or keep a man, or that men suck, or do not understand them, so they opt for young, impressionable boys who cannot see through whatever crap she’s pulling on them be it buying booze for them, unlimited hall passes, and sex.

In my opinion, how hard is it to lure a young boy in with even the thought of sex. Especially with a school teacher. That’s like a grown man’s fantasy of banging his nurse. It’s a heck of story to tell at the bar. “So, she’s changes my bandanges, trying not look but, I knew she was looking. How could she not? So, I went for it! Next thing I know, we’re going at it hardcore behind the curtain!!!” His friends are awestruck, “No way!” “Get out of here!” “I wish I had a hernia!”

To some degree, these women feel they’ve connected with these young boys. They feel the same sense of power over them that a grown man would have over a young girl. “I’ve got what you want. What are you prepared to do for it?” The same leverage applies with a passing or falling grade, if not, simple privilege. Again, because these are 12 to 15 year old boys. What boy who has never had sex wouldn’t sit and listen to some chick nearing or past the age of 30 griping about how men her age don’t understand her, and that she can talk to him? Hell, I’d listen to anything you had to say if I was going to lose my virginity! Especially, to my teacher! I probably didn’t want to go to school that day anyway! Now, I’m going to get laid by the woman who gives out the homework? Bring it!

This proves that women A) crave sex just as much, if not more than men. And, that all that pretending they could care less about sex is starting to backfire on them as they age. It works in bars for free admission and libations, but they cannot fake it anymore! They want that body rocked!!!! Trust me, as much as I travel doing stand up, women are doing a whole heck of a lot of cheatin’! Married poontang is up like the price of gas these days! “Oh, it’s like I’m not even there with him! He doesn’t care.”
Secondly, (B), it proves that, all you have to do is listen to a woman, and she will give you anything you want. A 12 year old boy knows nothing but to sit and wait until she gives him what he wants. How much “game” can he possibly have? These women will sleep with anybody who will listen to them cry their hearts out. Young boys are perfect for that. They can’t be choosy, plus, it’s an older woman. Double the bragging rights!

In closing, and the most important aspect of these teachers sleeping with their young students is…. these boys can’t spot their emotional baggage like grown men can. They cannot read through the b/s mental issues many of them desperate for a man have hovering over their heads like a broken halo. A 14 year old boys just wants to get laid. So what she’s a little chubby, flat-chested, or homely, with 8 cats, ….this is awesome!!!!!! To bang Mrs. Magullicuddy!?!? Awesome! Hit the ass and cut class!!!! Sweet!

A very close friend clued me in to something that even I had failed to uncover: I despise followers. That is the basis for all my blogs, the books, the conversations we’ve had. I flatout cannot stand those who refuse to blaze their own paths, and this is what I (unbeknownst to me until 8/23/07) use to disqualify potential mates, friends, business partners, and so on. If I can detect a hint of “follower” in you, I automatically lump you into the “Waste of my time.” catagory. Wrong, yes, but what can I do, huh?

In discussions I have had with women who disagree with my books and opinions, I ask them a simple question: Why? When anyone, be it friend, boss, lover, etc, calls your behavior, demeanor, or wardrobe into question, can you give them a legitimate reason for what they see? Or, is what you’ve done simply something you saw someone else doing, and chose to copy it? Is the tattoo on your lower back because you thought of it, or because you saw other clueless women getting them and did not want to be the only one without one? That makes you a follower! You’ll have great difficulty dating a leader because he or she will find you to intellectually lazy.

Leaders do not go with the flow, the create their own flow. Men started getting manicures and wearing pink, and I didn’t waste an ounce of time or energy trying to catch up to these runnerups. “They’re wearing this now! Pink is now masculine.” Oh, okay. Good luck with that. I remember seeing pink on doll babies, my sister, her entire room! Not in my closet! I’m not wearing a pink Izod because some magazine officially declared okay now to do so. I’ll lead, you follow. Enjoy your feminine wardrobe!
When I see young boys sagging their jeans, I ask them why. Are they hanging off your backside because they are hand-me-downs, you’ve lost a significant amount of weight, or that you saw some brain dead hoodlum or gangster rapper drooping his drawers and wanted to fit in with those who also idolize said imbeciles? If so, once again, that makes you a follower. Be different, pull your pants up, and comb your hair. Just…try it. Neatness. Not a bad thing.

I’ve been told that because I despise 90% of rap, and many of the current urban trends that I am in denial of my blackness. To which I respond with the same question: Why? Why are your pants hanging down to your knees? Why do you speak in what the media has labeled as Ebonics, when it is easier to pronounce the word correctly than to practice being “down” or “hood” to fit in by mispronouncing it? I am not the outcast because I enunciate words correctly. That does not make me a sellout, or wanting to be white. That’s just how the word is to be pronounced! Period! If these accusers were leaders, he or she would look into the proper spelling and pronunciation of the words and take this knowledge back to their nests. But, to open a book to better yourself would force you to take responsibility for your life and how it turns out, when it is easier to blend in with a majority of losers and simply fit in.

I speak as I do because I want to get ahead, make strides, advance in my career(s). And, quite honestly, because I did not grow up surrounded by illiterates. My mother, siblings and other relatives pronounced their words correctly, just with a country twang to it (LOL!!!), so I didn’t know the improper usage of the words until I stepped out of the house and ran with friends who’s parents put less effort into them than my parents did. My family was made up of predominantly self-employed individuals. Few worked traditional jobs. That’s what inspired me to go out and become a standup comedian, author, and now real estate junkie. I lead, I never follow!

We dress and carry ourselves how we feel, correct? I don’t wear suits and ties becuase I want to fit into the white man’s world, I do so because I am a business man! Because I dress how I feel, and I feel that I can do anything I put my mind to, and my mind is on becoming successful at everything I do! I don’t own baggy shorts, hoodies, gold teeth or unlaced work boots because i don’t feel defeated by society or “The Man.” The Man cannot stop me, only I can fail myself by carrying myself as though I’ve alread failed or do not deserve what I aspire to achieve! Clothing a little, if anything to do with that!
When the women I meet or have dated would come to me with some emulated fashion disaster, of course I let them know how I felt. Why shouldn’t I? I’m not difficult to live with, as many assume, if you have your ish together! It’s when I constantly have to steer them back on the right path that I become fed up and dismiss them.

When I ask, “Why is your shirt tied in a knot like a sleezy waitress? Why are you jeans that tight? Fitted, yes. That tight, …no! The excuse “They’re wearing this now!” or “ Everybody’s doing it like this!” gives me the jitters, and no other recourse but to set them free. I don’t need to see your panties, to see through your shirt or pants, or your butt crack every time you bend over. Those clothes are for mindless women who need store manniquins to dress them. I need a woman with her own identity, and the women who challenge this article are clearly not up to the task. My mate will not come home tattooed like an inmate, underdressed like a harlot, or popping her chewing gum like she’s had no home training. That is unacceptable to me, but maybe not to someone else who also lacks the basics in ethics. Date them, problem solved.

The bottom line is this: Lead, never follow. If everyone else has to do it to feel necessary, feeling like you also need to do it makes you just as insecure and needy as the rest. I’ll never follow anything I see unless it uplifts me, my race, and betters my relationships. Jeans down low, hat twisted on my head, wierd hairdos are not my thing. I do not need them to define who I am becuase I am more than a wardrobe, a hairstyle, or fly-by-night trend, I am a man! What I do makes me who I am, don’t allow what you do to make you one of them. They should want to be you, not the other way around. That’s a leader!

Dog the sympathy hunter

http://www.medialifemagazine.com/artman2/publish/Cable_20/Doggone_Now_A_E_axes_Dog_reruns.asp

Looks like this old dog just got hit by a car….in the projects!!!! Now he’s lying there whimpering, dying, wrything in pain. Self-inflicted pain from a racist rant caught on tape…by a relative. His son, no less.

You see, his sons both date outside their race, and it kills him. Has to bother his wife as well. Who could be married to such a racist and not be racist themselves? After all, their job is to round up and capture fugitives. Fugitives that are, quite often, of other ethnic persuasians. Put a white cop on patrol in a black neighborhood, of course he will be conditioned to beleive all blacks are savages…it’s all he sees. Put a gaurd on the border for a year, the only criminals he will see are those trying to cross the border…Mexicans! Will it make you somewhat, if not full-on racist? Most likely.

Look, far too many media pundants are doing everything they can to salvage this man’s career and to save face because, as we all know, many had him on for ratings, raving about how wonderful he was. Especially when he almost got strung up in Mexico.
Everyone from that punk ass Sean Hannity to not-quite a standup comic wannabe Glenn Beck. Excuse after excuse for how this man made a “mistake” being totally honest with his kids…on tape. The only mistake he made was treating his son so badly that his son exposed him. A racist is a racist, point blank. You can’t ooze all the venom you want when the camaras are off, but once a tape of it comes out, you crawl on your hands and knees begging for forgiveness…to save your career, not because you are truthfully remorseful.

This junkyard dog killed his own career, and anyone trying to salvage it for him is aiding this crap. From Kramer from the hit show Seinfeld, to now, Dog Chapman, their racist views have come to light. Not the exposure the want, huh?

Blame the rappers or black culture being able to say it all you want to, it’s simply an excuse for why a white man spewed racist venow and was caught doing it. Rappers are who they are, as with any other sector of any race, they do not fully represent all of their race. Who cares if black people can call each other the word, but white people can’t. Why would you want to? Why do you want permission to do what most self-resepcting blacks don’t even do? We are not proud of it, there is simply little we can do about it because far too many blacks refuse to educate themselves on the origin of the word, it’s use, and how it is detrimental to the perception of our race. Sorry white folks, you can’t have permission to use it, and you can no longer use the lame excuse of “Well, black people call themselves that word.” I’ll correct you once and for alll…Niggas call each other and use the word; upstand, moral black folks DO NOT!

Bring all the black friends, your preacher, your publicist, whomever, you do not accidentally go on a 5 minute racist tirrade and say it was an accident. It’s not possible. There is at least a half truth in everything thing we say when angry. If you call your husband a fat, lazy slob, to some degree, you mean that. You may regret being so honest, but you mean it. A husband may retaliate with worse words, and regret saying it, but again, to some degree, you mean it. He is lazy, has gotten fat, and never does clean up after himself. The only reason you said it was because all of those issues came to light at one, taking you over the top. It’s no different than when you have an altercation with someone of a different race, if they push you hard enough, and you let anything fly from your mouth this is racist, there is some level of truth behind what you felt needed to be said at that moment.

Now, does that make you racist? For the most part, yes. When i hate or dislike someone, I speak only of what the infraction is. If you cut me off in traffic, we’ll deal with that, not the fact that you are Asian, Black or White. Now, I have been cut off in traffic by a woman on her cell phone, applying make up and applied a “women drivers” slur to my rant. As misogynistic as it is, we’ve almost all said it. It’s wrong no matter what. Am I misogynistic because I’ve said that? Yes. Am I that way by nature? No. No different than when i hear women overtly ooze that all men are dogs, liars or cheaters. Are those women man haters? Yes. By nature? Probably not. But, through conditioning. Having dealt with, or been raised by worthless men, they habitually meet, choose, marry or have children by them, forcing them to judge all men as one. That is conditioning, and no so much a belief that men are dogs.

The same goes for racism. As articulate, well-dressed and successful as I have become, I still experience the occasion eye contact followed by the clutching of a purse. Suit and tie, and exiting a vehicle more expensive than the one the nonblack woman is driving, she quickly locks her doors, breathing a sigh of relief that I almost “got her”. Is that racist? Yes. Sometimes by nature, often by conditioning. When you turn on the television, nearly every image of black men, especially black youth, is associated to violence, rape, robbery and other crimes. When white women in the suburbs watch their biased news programming, their first instinct is to grab their purse and round up the children when they see a black man walking towards them. Racist? Yes.