David Copp-a-feel
POOFFFF!!!!! Career (possibly) gone! On an accusation! Not facts, proof, or a conviction….an accusation! To which, the accuser waited several weeks after the alleged sexual assault to file the charges! Nearly 2 months! Who waits that long to report any crime of this nature? A liar? A gold digger? An opportunist? Yes!
Listen, I am no David Copp-a-feel fan. Don’t dislike him, don’t know the man. All I know is the media is ready to destroy this man’s reputation without waiting for all the facts in the case to play out. S.W.A.T raided is warehouse, shows have to be cancelled..either way you look at it, she is going to cost this man a fortune just to prove his innocence. If he is infact innocent! If proven innocent, can he sue for damages for the lost revenue, defamation of character, mental anguish? Of course not, she will get off scott free, reputation fully in tact! She can lean back in a tattered recliner with a broken lever and say “Well, it was worth a shot.”
Now, here’s my gripe. As in every sexual assault case were the man is accused, the woman’s identity is witheld to protect her (clears throat) reputation. Heres! Screw him! Guilty until proven less guilty! Fine, cool, protect her if there is no doubt she was assaulted. But, strictly off speculation?
The blood-thirsty media has a field day with Mr. Copp-a-feel, while making her a soon-to-be celebrity. Oh, you don’t think a book deal, a spot on Oprah, and made-for-tv movie are not in the works if she takes this man down? Don’t fool yourself! Wait for the conviction! Hell, no conviction, she’ll be on the talk show tour just to ask why she did it!
Now, on the news, they are talking about him being nuttin’ but a hound dog, (Not Elvis.) a womanizer (What single, rich celebrity with screaming female fans doesn’t dabble in the free booty pool? Like, 3, and couple secretly gay ones?) and a predator. Stories of how he used to screen the women in the audience to decide who would be allowed or asked backstage after his performances. Again, old news! Nothing fresh! Been done for decades! Hell, I’ve done it! Spot the one you want to bang from the stage, invite her up, or draw attention to her so your cronies can identify her, then wait for her goofy ass to show up backstage so you can try to nail her. Again, nothing new! What woman doesn’t know that?
Now, let’s talk common-freakin-sense for a second. What woman doesn’t go backstage knowing the celeb might try to remove the panties? What woman doesn’t know this? You cannot show me a woman that isn’t hooked up to a lie detector that can tell me she doesn’t know that is a possibility! They all know! Stars don’t want YOUR autograph! Duh!
Will other women come forward and try to jump on the bandwagon incase his checking account gets divied up? You betcha! Before it’s all over, women from as far as he can remember who wanted more than washing up in the hotel sink from him will line up to take this man down because, you guessed it, they were passing out the candy to a celeb who only wanted to sample and not buy.
The alleged assualt supposedly happened on an island that Mr. Copp-a-feel owns in the Bahamas. Now, for the men reading this.. What are the odds that you invite a woman to an island you own and she DOESN”T go? How many “No!”’s are you going to hear? 2 out of 10? The occasional, “I’m married!” or “Look at me, I’m a lesbian!” There’s your two! The rest will hop their asses on that private plane to an exotic destination simply to validate their worth to men. Now they have a story to tell when they run into other women they need to one-up at a party. “Oh yeah, well, David Copperfield flew me to his island in the Bahamas for a week and we never even had sex!” The room goes silent.. “He’s a famous magician. He dated that model chick. Las Vegas? Hello?”
Listen, people,….eeeeeeeeeeeven if the robbed the coochie bank, women HAVE to know better than to go backstage after a show, or get flown to an island the man owns when you probably barely know the man! Just because you’ve seen his name on billboards, a few television specials, or have a ticket stub… (sighs)..YOU DON’T KNOW HIM!
Vote, dammit!
I may have to vote absentee this year, because of my tour schedule. but…dammit, I´m votin! If you´ve never voted before, be it: fear of jury duty, can´t read, don´t like curtains, whatever it is, you must vote next year! You must! If not, I shall poke in the eye every time i see you face to face. So many people complained about the job J.W. Boosh is doing, but yet, did not vote in the last election! Nonsensory!
Will vote for Omaba? Too early to say. Hillary? Nevuh!!! And i mean it in the most Gone with the windish way… Nevuhhhhh!!!!She is so full of crap! How anyone can stand for what she stands for is beyond me. I know i sound like Foxnews right now, with my right wing propaganda! (I´m not spellchecking it!) Hillary wants to raise taxes for so many inexplicable reasons that you´d be a fool to vote without, first, doing your homework!
Most importantly, she is an embarassment to all women who have been cheated on. Secondly, as stated in the Republican debates this week, she has never ran anything of importance, how can she run a country? Especially a country at war!
Is Obama ready? Prolly nawt! His track record is not lenghty enough for me. Nor are several other candidates with maybe one term as governer or senate seats. Not enough! Sorry, it isn´t!
Universal health care? Not voting for any candidate who wants it! I pay enough taxes! Far more than most 9 to 5érs! My friends and family have a general idea of how much taxes i pay annually, and there is no way i am getting behind paying for everyone else´s health care AND my own! Welfare and Medicade are enough of a burden on the system, there is no way i will vote to have another tax hike without definite proof of how it will not affect my bottom line!
so, here´s what you are probably thinking. Is he a left winger, or a right winger? I´m a realist! I´ve spent a great deal of time in Canada and have many friends in their “free” healthcare system on lenghty waiting lists for simple procedures. Not to mention, the taxes are through the roof, ey? I will vote for who will take no prisoners should this war drag on for many more years. And i will also vote for who also wants to tackel illegal immigration. We need to get tough and stop caring what other countries think of us and handle our busiiness because, as much as they hate us,…they all want to come here, don´t they?
Wildfire!!!!!!
Listen, i have been glued to the television as you have on these wildfires in California! It is tragic, no doubt! But, in the midst of all the chaos, a news story floored me to the point of tinkle pee laughter! Police shot a suspected arsonist! How funny is that? Did they overreact? Maybe! Should you be near a forest with a lit anything in California at this time? Prolly nawt!
Look, some readers will hate me for this, but i laughed uncontrollably at the thought of someone having the nerve to set new fires, while firefighters are already battling, as of now, 16 different fires. The cops said it was a brief chase, then, shots were fired, killing the suspect. Hilarous! Tell me your facce doesn´t hurt! If I were there, i would stand over the victim taunting him! “HA!, ..ya bastard! Take that!”
Again, i know i am wrong for this. I already know it! This is NOT the time to be strolling by the woods with a lit cigarette, book of matches, lighter, anything. Don´t even pull over on the side of the road and take a leak in the woods or you just-might-get-shawt!
People, I swear! Copycats criminals? Shoot them! Ha! That´s too funny! Cops were like ¨Hey, …stop! Ah, once is enough!” TAT-TAT-TAT! Why would you run if you were not looting or setting fires? Hey, as I always say: Cancel Christmas!
Where my dogs at?
Urt-Urt!!!! (barking sound humans make to mimic dogs. I think.)
First, let me say, you know you messed up when you end up on Nancy Grace. You either got drunk and left a bar with a stranger never to be seen again, or you molested a child or killed your spouse. She did a half hour on Mike Vicks’ dog fighting “accusations” per day, for a week. Not good if you are Vick. She’ll convict your ass in the media long before the courts will.
Now, let’s say that, hypothetically, Michael Vick is innocent. Didn’t know a thing about it. Then, the only thing he is guilty of is buying a million dollar house for his two dollar homies. That still means he does not have the right people in his corner advising him. Then again, he may have and just ignored their advice. But, look where it got him.
Doing for those who refuse to do for themselves is dead end street. Ask all of the ghetto girls who’s drug dealer boyfriends committed crimes in cars they cosigned for or placed in their names. Ask the welfare chicks who’s doors get kicked in by the Feds to expose a drug ring out of a home that is in her name only. 10 keys of cocaine, he jump out of the car and ran, they ran the license plates and the car is registered to.. ? Yup! Not him! Gun in the car, high-speed chase, drugs found? Trying to do right for those who only do wrong can only leave you in situations like this and Michael Vicks.
I’ll be honest, dog fighting is the last thing you would assume would void a $130,000,000 contract. This just takes the cake when it comes to stupidity. Nevermind the other crap he’s been involved in, this needs to be said. I figured it would be a groupie (almost) or drugs (almost) or an injury. Dog fighting? That’s just … $130,000,000? I’m sorry, that’s just ghetto!!!! Even O.J. Simpson text messaged Kobe Bryant to ask “What’s wrong with Vick?” to which Kobe replied “Mike Tyson says ‘What up!’ ….$130,000,000?
I have several friends that I have known and have been in my corner for decades. And, when I was a child we would tell each other that if we ever got rich we would take care of each other. Sounds good when you are just kids and nobody has any money, a career or reputation to protect. Today, I can see that they would not make the decisions some posse members would, but you still must be smart about it. Never put a home in your name if you don’t live in it. Especially for someone who makes horrible decisions like this!
I remember telling a friend, “If I got $10,000,000, you got a million.” Today, that friend would probably spend all that money as fast as I gave it to him. He’d kill himself in a fast car, does not have the focus to own a motorcycle, and he hangs with a few unsavory characters to boot. Would I still give him the million if I could? Probably not. I’d take care of him, but I would not give him a blank check. And I damn sure would not put a house or a Ferrari in my name for him. One dead hooker or a high-speed chase could ruin both our lives. I’ve been called on it, too.
My mother used to say “Show me your friends, and I will show you who you are.” She meant: who you associate with will either uplift you or bring you down. You’ll either succeed because you are just like them, or fail because you tried to be too much like them. Michael Vick didn’t do enough house cleaning when his life took a turn for the better. I know there is a ghetto credo of looking out for your homies. Which, by age 25 or so, are just grown ass men refusing to take care of themselves and blaming you for succeeding while they failed. Now, today, at 36, I don’t feel I owe anybody anything. Man up!
Michael Vick is pretty much the perfect example of “You can take the (bleep) out of the hood, but you can’t take the hood out of the (bleep).” In short, some people just don’t get it, never will. They are who they are, rich or poor. They fight, make babies, commit crimes and run with lowlifes. That’s them. Ask Adam “Pacman” Jones. His life is about to take a change for the worse because of who he associates with. Sure he bears some of the responsibility, but when you get rich and pluck several of your street rat friends out of the hood and move them to million dollar homes and a lifestyle they’ve done nothing to deserve, you can expect the worst of them. According to police reports and eye witness accounts, Pacman Jones’ posse did most of the damage after he foolishly tossed $80,000 into the air in a strip club. He supposedly didn’t shoot anybody, crack anybody over the head with a wine bottle, or coldcock a stripper. His posse did…after he started ruckus.
Vick left a million dollar home in the hands of several individuals who knew nothing of the lifestyle, responsibilities or repercussions of their actions upon Vick. Whether he knew dog fighting was going on or not, his friends, cousins or whomever he bought the house for did! They knew! So, if Vick had nothing to do with dog fighting, HIS FRIENDS RUINED HIS CAREER FOR HIM! Be careful who you surround yourself with!