MisInformation

Fashion today has taken all of the femininity out of being a woman. It’s made them lazy exhibitionists, instead of wives and role models for our children. What women wear affects their moods, whether they will admit it or not. The ones who dress like sluts usually carry themselves in the same manner as one. Yet, women take constructive criticism for granted because someone they assume has no taste in fashion (which demeans them) has tried to clue them in to the fact that they look disgusting, or like their hanging onto the past. 40+ and wearing low-cut tops, belly-shirts, and skintight pants? Come on now!

Doubt me words? Talk to any employer who fought against casual Friday, and get his or her opinion of how the employees behave when the last day of the workweek is treated the beginning of a three-day weekend. They don’t look professional, and, in many cases, do not act like professionals. The suit and tie, briefcase, or whatever essentials are needed to do their jobs with class and dignity are no longer present, so their attitude and demeanor suffers because of it. This is why the ugliest chick with a killer body doesn’t believe is lackluster, and that men need to bring more to the table to be with her, when she hasn’t accomplished anything other being alone for you to meet her, and squeezing into a pair of jeans that really, truly, do not look good on her. Ego from that alone; nothing she has actually accomplished.

I just want a woman who dresses like a woman, and carries herself as such. Not in knee-high Timberland boots and booty shorts. That’s cute when you’re 17, not when you’re trying to be a wife. They don’t get it, though. This is another reason they refuse to admit is why they don’t have a “good man”. What real man sees “wife” in her?

Imagine showing up to court to prove your innocence, and the judge has on sweatpants and a baseball cap, turned backwards. Would you think he was taking your case seriously? Of course, you wouldn’t! You’d want him removed from the bench. This is how women approach relationships these days. They dress like they are still trying to find or attract a man, when they already have one, and nobody can get that through their heads.

My biggest pet peeve has to be the bulging panty line. I know the low-riders, tattoos, and exposed thongs should top my list, but those are fads and don’t have much time left before they fizzle out. Panty lines are an on going, never-ending cycle of indecency that doesn’t seem to break with each new generation. How hard would it be for a mother to sit her daughter down and explain to her that if it appears she is wearing a diaper, the pants are too tight? Not that she should switch to a thong, or wear no panties, but that the pants are too tight!

Well, momma can’t do that because momma dresses the same way. If you are the father of this little girl, good luck trying to educate her about what he mother refuses to exemplify-class! I’ve witnesses friends of mine with daughters pleading with their wives about what they wear, and allow their daughters to wear. What happens next, you ask? Someone is sleeping on the couch for being verbally abusive.

Today’s women are becoming too relaxed about maintaining their femininity. Almost manly. Too many own more jogging suits and sneakers than actual decent clothing. Nothing disgusts me more than those two-piece, zip up sweat suits with the words printed across their asses. How gross are those things? A woman, (usually, out of shape) in a latex or terrycloth, two-piece jogging suit? Gross! They look like men! There is nothing sexy or feminine about them. Nothing! Yet, because they are low maintenance, women seem to own more of this crap than anything else. And who cares if it’s pink, red or lavender, it’s a freakin’ jogging suit! They act like they are coming off the bench in the 3^{rd quarter. I hate those things!Heaven forbid women ever get a clue that this is the most unforgiving fabric on the market next to spandex. You can see every dimple, wrinkle and lump in their pants, not to mention, that atrocious panty line, and they think it’s the cutest thing going. Very few of them have the body to wear that crap, and even more never realize they are too old to. They’ve got them yanked up to their armpits, just above their belly buttons. Which proves they shouldn’t have the crap on!}

To his credit, my brother calls them tennis shoe pimps, because, everything in their wardrobe can easily be accented with a pair of high top sneakers. 36 years old, and doesn’t own, nor can they walk in a pair of heels. They’re like rookies for the Femininity All stars. (Crowd cheers) “At guard, 5’ 2″ and weighting 187 lbs, wearing a sweat suit, ball cap, and pink high tops…Ms.Jones! And, at 5’ 4″, and weighting in at 207, with the word P.H.A.T printed across her dimpled ass, your power forward, Ms. Lumps! Last, but not least. At 5’ 7″, weight 166, still on her cell phone and her hair in crimson cornrows, violently chewing a piece of gum, Ms. Smith!”

Thanks, but, no thanks! I’d rather have a feminine woman with out dated clothes, than an up to date one dressed like all of the other confused ones roaming the malls these days. Buy a dress, put on a skirt. And not one of those micro miniskirt, either! There is nothing sexy about a skirt or shorts cut up to crotch level, yet, they don’t believe they look cheap and desperate. Not to mention, buy them for their daughters. For shame!

As I’ve written in my second book (Misnformation: The Female-Perpetuated Myths About Men Volume 2), women need to get off this stance of “I am a package deal, and it takes a real man to be with me!” crap.

During a recent conversation with a woman I met in passing, she was taken aback by the my blatant honesty about not dating her because she has kids. She went straight up and to the left on me, but I bit my lip. I just waited for her to finish because i could tell she has used this rebuttal before and had made a few changes and upgrades to her pointless diatribe.

Once she completed her rant, i quietly explained to her that the “package deal” crap only works on minimally intellectual boys, not real men. I told her that i had dated women with kids and, just like women say you are gaining 3, men with big hearts are losing 3. That is something most quick-draw women never consider. If she has two kids whom, over time, the man develops strong feeling for, not to mention, a bond, he stands to lose more than if he had just broken up with a woman with no kids. Again, he lost 3!!!!

There are women in my past, one in particular, who threw the “Well, you ain’t her daddy!” in my face. To which i replied, “”Neither is the daddy!!!!!” Now, breaking up with this particular girl forced me to severe all ties with the little i grew to love to so much. I no longer had to deal with the deadbeat father who was only around to make her life miserable because he saw her with a good man. (Something you can never explain to baby mommas.) Good riddance to him, but all the mentoring i put into that little girl was going to go to waste. She was going to dress like she dressed, and subject her to hours of soap operas and talk show crap, and “Men ain’t no good!” stories, when I had her reading books, working on her schooling, etiquette, everything. I took pride in what we accomplished in those couple of years.

Well, all of that was ripped away from me. I could’ve cared less if i ever saw her mother again, but the mother, in no way, inspired the girl as i did. I was making a difference. Changing her outlook on life, who she was, and what she could become. I was crushed.

So, in the end, the package deal hurt me on far greater a level than the misfits who took good men for granted will ever see.
There are men who raised other men’s children from damn near birth to teenagers and beyond, only be torn from these children when the woman decides she wants more, can do better, or you weren’t much of a man to her. It’s just not worth it.

Now, let’s do a little math. You coupled with a woman with multiple children, possibly, by multiple men. You may like one guy, but all of the kids because, well, you’ve molded them. Now you are seperated from their mother, she has a new live-in hoodlum who hates you, yet, you miss the kids. That bond you had. You told yourself and the idiot mother that, even though you two are through, you won’t stop doing for the kids since you are the only positive thing in their lives. They can always call on you if they need you.

Well, ….guess who’s about to ruin all of that! The new fool she allows to move in and erode everything you’ve built to this point. He hates you, plus two of the baby daddies still hate you, a few of their parents hate you, a brother or sibling of hers hates you, and maybe one of the kids hates you because they don’t know the full story or true reasons you left. Look at all those personalities you have to deal with, avoid, or let go off. And, yet and still, all i hear bitter ass women say is, “I’m a package deal!” Well, ….no deal!!!!

Time for bored white men to find a new sport because, this climbing to the top of steep, cold shit has to end! Either take two cell phone batteries with you, or stay your asses at sea level!!!!

We can’t keep rescuing everybody! You gotta let some people….go. The father trying to save his family was heroic. The fools planning a trip above the clouds without an assigned seat or frequent flier miles need to be remembered, not rescued.

Let’s be honest, this crap costs millions of taxpayer dollars! Non-mountain climbin’ taxpayer dollars! They need to start leavin’ notes on the refrigerator or something. “Going mountain climbing, and subzeor temperatures, for no apparent reason. Might be home, might die. Love, The Chipster!”

Not sound all B.E.T’s comic viewish, but that doesn’t happen to nonwhite folk. Look, if my car won’t start, y’all might not see me for days! Hiking? Up a mountain? Where’s Summer Mountain, where, if you get lost, you just sweat a little bit until somebody finds you? Noooooo!!!! White guys have it make it hard on everybody. “We could play a game of two-on-two. Oooorrrrrrr, (turns and points) see the top of that mountain? Me neither! We should go up there. No, just wear a jacket, we’ll be fine.” Stop it!

This is probably the most asinine thing i’ve said in a while, but they need to ban this mountain climbin’ crap!!!! It’s stupid, pointless, and laughable, in the end. Don’t go where nobody wants to come if you get lost or injured!!!!

Just to recap
* Mother in Scottsdale, Arizona, leaves her baby in the car to go shopping at an upscale shopping establishment, but….BUT… leaves her baby in the car and takes the dog inside with her. Did you hear me? She took the dog inside! The baby? Sleep in the backseat of a hot-ass automobile!!!! An parking attendant, whom she told to watch the car for her because there was, in fact, a child asleep inside, called the police on her. Duh!!!!

* Anna Nicole Smith is not paying her rent in the Bahamas, doesn’t know who the father of her baby is, and won’t let Maury Povich or anyone else give her a simple DNA cheek swab to figure who the father is. Could this be because she still hasn’t cashed the check from her settlement with the billionaire old tycoon she married? Could she be worried about having to pay child support should she lose custody of the child to a deadbeat? Of course! This is playing out exactly like the wide-nostriled women on talk shows claim men do to them. Won’t show up, won’t claim it.

Anna Nichoe Smiff has lost her mind!!! Her son is dead, another child is born, she doesn’t have a clue her fuel injected her, and the media is somewhat hard on her. A little. Maybe they might find three different DNA’s in her panties, too. Maybe Anna Nichoe was on the Duke campus that night? Triflin’, nonetheless!

* Now, some idiot mother fed her baby Vodka (Vohkka) and baby formula in Colorado because she didn’t know it was Vohhhka! She said it was in a clear, plastic bottled water container, so she just mixed it up and fed the baby. The baby’s alcohol level was on some drunk driving sh*t! Somethin’ -point-something!!!!

For once, ole’ Wizard of OZ haircut-havin’ Nancy Grace has stepped up to the plate. Fake tears, false concern and everything. I know , Nancy! I know! Men these days!!!!

*Are you telling me that a mother of 4 has microwaved her baby in Dayton, Ohio? Say it ain’t so! That is some unforgivable shit right there!!! Adoption, birth control? No, she put the baby in the damn microwave! And only the Scarescow (Nancy Grace) seems to be covering this at all. 3 kids from previous relationships with, most likely, questionable, Terry MacMillan-type men, and now a newborn by a fresh loser. Took them a while to assume that she did it, but they finally took her Whitney Houston-Brown looking ass into custody!

*That’s right, Britney Spears wasn’t wearing any panties! Old news, and I’ve already blogged about it, but, this doesn’t put another chink in the armor of the women claiming men do not respect women, or no longer value “thine woman”? A flock of panty-withouters, and it is slowly being swept under the rug. Hmmm?

* Yep, Nicole Richie don’ went straight up and to the left this time. 5′ 2″, 85 lbs (no eating disorder, just normally a size 0) was caught driving under the influence. But, not with a few sex on the beach drinks in her system…she has The -V and weed in her system! Pain pills and weed? Both? Who’s her dealer? That’s like a diet pill and a sandwich! You know Lio-nell is dancin’ on the mickey-fickey ceiling for real now! Ole horse jaws is hoppin’ mad! “I told you to stop hoe’n, I got a new album out! You want me back with the Commodores? Spacesuits and shit? THem boots hurt my damn feet!!!!”

Let me get this straight, now. So, only those in the media believe the Duke rape is is over? Has been over for some time now? That either of these girls have any credibility left? Pregnant? At almost 10 months to the date she claimed to be raped by several Lacrosse players? Pregnant? After they found no DNA evidence whatsoever to pin anything on these guys, she turns up pregnant, and now, has given birth to a child.

Now, here’s the worst part of it all. A representative from the family has the never to go on national television with an attitude about the media harrassing her. “No comment! I don’t know! You’ll have to axx her dat!” Idjots! Case dismissed! Once they find multiple semens in your panties, and in both cavaties (no the mouth), your chance of winning any case is out the door! Again, Kobe Bryant. Same scenario. Accused of rape, girl has semen from several OTHER men in her drawers, and gets pregnant soon after, before the case is even over. Case closed, my bad, no apology to the men who have had their lives destroyed! Nothing!

But, what do they always talk about at the end the newcast concerning this case? Victim’s rights! For the false accusers! # rich white boys can never have careers after this! Their reputations are ruined!!!! The two strippers will eventually become famous for 15 minutes longer than the last American Idol finalists, and these men are left shamed forever.

There was no proof then, none now, she’s now a baby-momma, and unavailable for questioning. Who is doing more damage for female victims rights here, these women, or men? Can’t blame this one on a man at all. This about low-down, gutter chicks making it hard for the good women. Most of women’s problems stem from women like this crying wolfe with 3 wolves’ semen in the rape kit. So sad!!! But, let’s see if Oprah and the others have her on to hear her side of the story.

I thmell a mythtrial!!!!!!

That’s right, quartback Carcus Vick (brother of famed Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick) has proven to not be worthy the money they will pay him, and also has got himself in some hot water as of late. Now, a girl the he formely allegedly had a sexual relationship with when she was only 15 is now sueing the fool for over 6 million in damages–at age 17. Even R.Kelly is laughing at this one!

Of course, the claim is B/S and she is only out for money, but what can you do when you most likely did the crap? This is strictly about money! This is the same girl he had been caught with in college, of which he was tossed out for stomping on another players leg and getting caught with a firearm after an incident at, i believe, the golden arches.

Now his troubles seem to be mounting because, with this allegation hanging over his head, how can he continue to focus on his job now?

Do I have an unbiased opinion of the entire fiasco? No. I can’t help but to be biased on this. If the girl was knowlegeable enough to hook up with college-aged quarterbacks with potential for riches, why would she claim mental anguish or anything else after he goes pro? Why not the week it happened, when he was eating Oodles-n-noodles and had nothing? They alway wait to see if the fool goes pro, and for some reason, these fools never figure it out!

The girl is a gold digger, no doubt. And, watching the guy who used to mount you under the bleachers on television after he promised you so much has to hurt. Sure, he had to manipulate her to some degree, but not enough to warrant millions! No p*ssy is worth millions! Just ask Kobe!

The bottom like with Vick having his paper rubbed is this: If he never went pro, then, ended up a janitor, would there even be a lawsuit? Would she be suing Joe 9-to-5 for 6-plus million, or is this just about because he used to drill her and now doesn’t call or return her phone calls? It’s amazing what some will do once they realize you have moved on or actually could do better. How many will try to tear you down, simply because they see no other way up.

Every guy can’t be framed, nor is every girl lying. But, in this case, something smells fishy. Which, might be the reason he’s no longer calling her. It’s a setup, pure and simple. But, once he counters her suit with a defamation suit, she can cancel Christmas!

Don’t say anything, hire a good attorney, and a private eye, it will all be over soon. She won’t get any money unless he pays her off to go away. But, if he does, he’s a bigger fool than Terrell Owens, and that’s pretty hard to top right now.

My mother used to say “Show me your friends and I’ll show you who you are.” Something the Britney Spear’s of the world seem clueless about. With friends like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie, how else is anyone supposed to percieve you? If you aren’t a slut or a whore, why are you surrounded by, represented by, and ultimately, taken down by hoes? All of your friends have hoe tendencies, but you assume the world is wrong to judge you for what has rubbed off onto you? C’mon girls, this goes beyond talk show *ish!

This is the problem plaguing the women who claim “good” men do no exist, or cry about not having one. None of your friends are happy, your momma wasn’t happy, you aren’t happy, but a good man is supposed to find you, marry you, and allow these whorish creatures to remain in the picture? A good man will not allow this! This is why women like this force their men to choose between the relationship and her friends, and the man chooses to let her go. If you can’t educate your woman on her friends, what good will it do to keep her around with these idiots in her ear about not being able to have any “fun” when “fun” is the reason these girls have the reputation and the setbacks in thier lives that they have. They refuse to allow anyone who doesn’t see the point in how they dress or carry themselves to edify them, and this is the outcome, always.

 Even though Britney always have a bad rep’, this no-panties thing just solidifies any rumors already out there. Plus, how she assumed the fool who left his girlfriend whom was pregnant at the time he started dating Britney was going to be a decent father to her children, when he left a woman high and dry with two proves that women cause their own misery with the men they choose, and the flaws they overlook just to say they have a man. When K-Fed was never even a man to begin with. He isn’t even sure if he’s white trash or a black homeboy. He’s another Justin Timberlake with less money and no woman.

 I don’t feel back for Britney, Paris, Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie. They were all born into money, given pointless careers, and all they did was turn themselves into simulated hookers. I suppose it’s all some man’s fault, and these women are innocent victims of society? This is all spelled out in the books. It is a shame, but do we really care? Do!

Of course, i am going to weigh-in on the new Rappers vs. Oprah hype. Do I feel that 50 cent was wrong for what he said about Oprah? Yes and no. Yes, he was right (in a sense) but wrong for how he went about it. Though spoken quite articulately, he should have used his poeple to get to her people and tried a diplomatic approach first. Not saying he didn´t do that, but, if it were me, i would have made an attempt to check her in private before going straight public like he did.

 NOW!!!!! Is what she said untrue? No! His anger comes from Oprah doing exactly what he accused her off–abandoning her roots. This is not some “be true to your hood” ghetto creed here. What 50 and other rappers are talking about is her being for and about black women  on her rise to the top, and seemingly only spotlighting white authors, gay interior decoraters, and propping someone like Dr. Phil up, making millionairs out of all of these white people, and no black authors or artist seem to get on unless they are embroiled in scandal.

Now, from Oprah´s point of view, why would should have on  anyone who makes a living off calling women bitches and hoes? If the show is about empowerment, where does this topic fit without her having something to say about it, or throwing a cold shoulder like she did with Ludacris. If those didn´t rap about women in the manner they often do, she probably would have a few of them on. You can´t get mad at T.D Jakes for not having Jay-Z on, when you look at what his music and career is all about. Sure it is an image, and most of these rappers are actually family men, but therein lies the rub. What side does Oprah take if she is for women, but being pressured to spolight someone who´s entire image is anti-woman?

Hell yeah, i think her show caters to middle and upper-class white women. I wrote about it in the Volume 2 of my books. Black women are so quick to say “But, Oprah said…!” when Oprah only has some rich white celebrity on for an hour, or some up-and-coming gay white author on, but never any issues that black women can relate to. $1000 watches, $600 shoes, chocolate for $200 an ounces. Those are her favorite things because she gets paid to plug them. Now, as a black man, we have to hear from our women why they cant have a $900 handbag or some $600 shoes like she saw on Oprah.

In that sense, she has rich white women´s backs because, the women we deal with in our everyday lives cannot afford the crap she pushes on her show. Plastic surgery is not a black problem, neither is how to redecorate a mansion. She´s gotten away from help all women, and seems to cater only to women who can afford the products she peddles for them.

Ive done a few television shows, and the first thing they tell you before you go on that set is “We have our paid sponsors, and they advertise between breaks. That´s how we make our money. Do not wear anything that can be percieved as a product endorsement´. Don´t mention a store, brand, or anything from any company who doesn´t pay us for the airtime.” When i taped comedy central, they were sending comics out to buy plain shirts with no names and putting tape over logos. That said, how does Oprah get away with plugging all of these shoe lines, clothing lines, etc, if she isn´t getting paid for it? You can´t drop names like that for designers on major networks and give free advertising like that. This isn´t the red-carpet events where they ask who made your dress or tux, this is prime time television.

 Now, does she endorse black products, black authors, black up and coming musicians, black interior designers? No! Is it her job too? No. Should she? Yup!

50 was right about what he said, just wrong about how he approached it. But, even if you shoot the messenger, the message still stands.